Blowers Shaken not Stirred – 1st July 2012

Sarah and I spent an entertaining afternoon listening to Henry Blofeld’s one man show, ‘Blowers Shaken not Stirred’ up at Norden Farm.

As 2pm approached, we joined around seventy others gathered in the small auditorium for an amusing afternoon of reminiscing stories.  The audience, comprising a majority of mature males, chattered in the semi-darkness as the hour approached.

Finally, dressed in trademark bright attire comprising navy jacket, white shirt with cravat, red trousers and blue shoes, the main man took to the stage after being introduced simply as ‘Blowers’, to be greeted by generous applause.

Immediately he was away, brain still pin sharp at the age of 72, cracking jokes about his recent birthday celebrations, before moving on to memories of time spent with the Queen Mother (‘she also had a place in Norfolk’), his upbringing (‘it’s true, I was born with a whacking great silver spoon in my mouth’) and time spent in a promising cricketing career.

Occasionally holding on to a lectern, as if delivering a lecture, Blowers spoke unscripted and speedily, moving seamlessly from one story to another.  His rich, plummy tones brought regular peals of laughter from the floor.

Tales included fond memories of Ian Fleming, who went to school with Henry’s father and apparently based his Bond villain Ernst Stavros Blofeld‘s name on the Blofeld family after seeing them on the Members List at Boodles, in London.

He spoke solidly for an hour, before we adjourned for a short interval, during which his wife, Valeria, oversaw sales of books and bottles of wine.

After the interval there were more stories – of Noel Coward and Clive Dunn as well as many memories of happy times spent with the Test Match Special team, particularly the early commentators John Arlott and Brian Johnston.

Although it hadn’t been well publicised, there was also time for Blowers to answer questions which had been placed in a wicker basket on the stage.  These ranged from his thoughts on working with Geoffrey Boycott to more topical ones pertaining to Kevin Pietersen‘s decision to retire from limited-overs cricket.

Eventually it was all over. With the sound of applause ringing in his ears, Blowers left the stage to take his place alongside his wife and generously sign books and merchandise for the masses.

Blowers acknowledging the warm applause

We joined the queue and spent a couple of minutes with the main man who seemed eminently approachable.

An autograph from Blowers

Overall, it had been a very enjoyable afternoon.  If you get a chance to catch Henry Blofeld, I can heartily recommend it.

School Summer Fair – 30th June 2012

We braved the wind and ever-threatening rainfall to spend an hour or so at Rebekah and Holly’s school Summer Fair.

Below are a few photos from the afternoon:

Enjoying a train trip

Rebekah on a sledge with storm clouds gathering

Holly enjoying a ride

Holly with a cake

Emily and Rebekah

Rush to rescue the billowing marquee!

Holly with pink hair!

June walk to Cookham Dean – 30th June 2012

Rebekah and I just managed to squeeze in our June walk to Cookham Dean, albeit on the final day of the month!

Work on the new vestry at Cookham Dean Church has finally begun.  The old vestry has been demolished since our last walk and work is well underway on beginning the replacement.

Below are a few photos from a rare warm afternoon:

The path vanishes into the trees

Looking towards the ‘Pick your own’

Rebekah heading up the path

Looking back down the track

The path looking a little overgrown

Rebekah

Summer flowers

Rebekah’s bench has disappeared!

Work has started on the new vestry

View of the vestry work from the side gate

Grasses line the roadside

Looking over towards Maidenhead

Heading across the overgrown field path

Team Building Day in the Cotswolds – 28th June 2012

On what was billed as being a ‘Business Continuity Day’, we enjoyed a great team-building morning at the Gloucestershire Rally School, followed by an afternoon at the Cotswold Water Park including tasty BBQ food cooked beside the lake.

At the Rally School, the group were split into five teams and enjoyed practice laps, accompanied by an instructor, driving Peugeot 106’s around a gravel track.

Two of the Peugeots

Kicking up the gravel

Andy

Adam

One way of taking a corner

Speeding past

Some of the onlookers

Jon

Spectator sport

A reflection of speed

One of the teams emerging round the corner

Scott and Eddie

Lorraine trying to hide

Chris

Following a number of practice laps, everyone was given two timed laps before being driven around the track by the instructor.

Showing how it should be done

One of the instructors taking a corner

Annie and Scott

Russ and Ben

Each team also had the opportunity to try out precision driving in first gear around a course of cones.

Part of the Precision Driving course

After a light lunch at the Rally School, we moved on to the Four Pillars Hotel where we checked in for the night before making our way to the nearby Cable Ski.  A number of the braver members of the group took to the water with varying degrees of success while their more cautious colleagues looked on, many taking advantage of a beverage or two.

Members of the ‘Rental Vest’ team awaiting their turn

An unwelcome separation

How it shouldn’t be done

How it should be done

Evening clouds over the water

Nick Birtwistle, resplendent in a pink shirt, gave out bottles of appropriately named ‘Piper’ champagne to deserving drivers who had succeeded where others had failed.  Winners for the day included Steve Fiddy, Adam Toms and Jon Miles for the men, while Jo Leggett and Lorraine Amos were victorious for the ladies.  Lee Coulson secured the prize for precision driving.

Freshly cooked hot food eventually appeared and was hastily consumed by the masses as the heat of the day gave way to a chilly evening beside the lake.

Eventually we adjourned to a nearby hostelry where we were able to watch the second half of the Euro 2012 semi-final between Germany and Italy.

After the conclusion of the match, we moved on to the Old Boathouse, alongside the hotel, where the group gradually fragmented.  A few of the hardy folk made it to the bar area in the Four Pillars hotel and eventually found their way to bed sometime in the wee small hours.

All agreed that it had been a great day – a real chance for the new Field Support Team to become better acquainted with the wider Channel Support Team and a day that would live long in the memories of those fortunate enough to be a part of it.

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Some of the photos were taken by Adam after he had a play with my camera at one point during the morning.